Home of the Bros,
for the Bros,
by the Bros.
The Code
The Fundamental Rules Between Bros.
1. Bros Before Hoes
Always remember, while girlfriends come and go, Bros are always by your side.
2. Confidentiality Between Bros
What happens between Bros shall stay between Bros.
3. A Bro Never Dates Another Bros Ex
Once a Bros relationship is over, the ex is off-limits to all Bros.
4. No Bro Left Behind
A Real Bro must never abandon another Bro in a social setting, no matter how awkward, embarrassing, or late it gets.
5. A Bro Never Reveals Another Bros Secrets
A Bro is the forever keeper of all Bro secrets.
6. Mothers are Sacred
Dating a Bro’s mom is strictly off-limits, without exceptions. No matter how heated a conversation gets, a Bro must never insult another Bro’s mother.
7. Bros Don’t Let Bros Fight Alone
A Bro must step in when a fellow Bro is in any sort of trouble.
8. A Bro Always Splits the Bill Evenly
When out together, Bros should always split the bill equally, without bargaining.
9. A Bro Confronts a Bro Privately
Any issues between Bros must be handled one-on-one, away from the public eye.